*sits on my couch with a vodka straight and a microwaved frozen burrito* And this, my friends, is now my life. Likely, unless you're an Essential, you're living similar to me. Sitting at home doing stupid shit and trying to...
Meet the Fisherwoman
Im Swan. Welcome to my hilarious journey navigating the single waters using various dating apps in my city. Here is hoping we make new friends, have new adventures...and maybe, just maybe, steal your daddy. 
