*sits on my couch with a vodka straight and a microwaved frozen burrito* And this, my friends, is now my life. Likely, unless you're an Essential, you're living similar to me. Sitting at home doing stupid shit and trying to...
Category: Uncategorized
Uncategorized
Why Haven’t I Been Posting?
Well...the simple answer is I haven't had anyone to date. The waters have been very choppy lately. I have not had any good experiences online and the crappy POF and Tinder experiences stop becoming funny and just sad after a...
Bedroom Boom, Uncategorized
Bedroom Boom to Get You In The Mood #1
Every week, I am sharing a selection of music to get you ready for some lovin'. Now, this music can range from classic soul to some ratchet shit that isn't meant for Christian ears. It's whatever provokes me to let...
Uncategorized
fat girls get love too
Let me preface this with a disclaimer, ladies, please do not grade your level of beauty off of the opinions of ANYONE other than yourself. I do want to spread a little body positivity in this lil ol' blog of...
Storytime, Uncategorized
A Guide to Snatching Daddies
Let me be clear, I do not advocate for the theft, pilfering or any otherwise unsanctioned borrowing of Daddies in any way shape or form. I like my Daddies freely given, with expressed consent. But sometimes a girl just has...
