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When He Does The Most (STORYTIME)

SwanFebruary 14, 2022February 15, 2022

Well, well, well, we meet again. Here I write, single as I am every so often, and ready to mingle. It's the Love Day and I thought it only appropriate I relaunch my little raunchy sexy dating blog and regale...

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Tryna Get Knocked Down During the Lockdown? Quarantine Dating Scene

SwanApril 17, 2020

*sits on my couch with a vodka straight and a microwaved frozen burrito* And this, my friends, is now my life. Likely, unless you're an Essential, you're living similar to me. Sitting at home doing stupid shit and trying to...

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Bedroom Boom

Bedroom Boom to Get You In the Mood 3

SwanFebruary 10, 2020

I can't be the only one that choreographs strip teases as soon as I hear a sexy ass song? This banger I have for y'all today does that for me. Soon as I hear it my legs involuntarily spread and...

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The Time I Got My Ass Beat (My Sub Experience)

SwanFebruary 5, 2020

It's been almost a year since my last post. I've fallen in like a couple of times, had my heart broken too - but a bitch is back. To reward you all for your patience. I'm finally typing out my...

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Why Haven’t I Been Posting?

SwanApril 17, 2019

Well...the simple answer is I haven't had anyone to date. The waters have been very choppy lately. I have not had any good experiences online and the crappy POF and Tinder experiences stop becoming funny and just sad after a...

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Bedroom Boom

Bedroom Boom To Get You In The Mood 3/24

SwanMarch 25, 2019

Awwww yeah. We in the mood tonight baby. It's been a minute since the last Bedroom Boom and ya'll need to get some again. You have been stressed. Baby Daddy been on bullshit. The boss at work been an asshole....

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Plenty of Fish

This Week In Online Dating 3/24

SwanMarch 25, 2019March 25, 2019

Every week (or whenever I get to the shit) I like to feature some of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly messages I get online dating. One thing online dating isn't is boring. Peep the bullshit from this week...

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Sacre Bleu! Frenchmen Aint Shit, Too

SwanMarch 24, 2019March 24, 2019

The First Date that never was. Remember this guy? I was excited a couple of weeks ago to encounter such a rare specimen of a man. I was right to be skeptical of perfect answers. This guy gave me a...

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Date Night

The Spy Who Sha….Um I Mean – Took Me Out For Oysters

SwanMarch 22, 2019March 22, 2019

Yay, it's the first entry to my " The First Date" series. The series where I well....review my first dates. I met him on POF ( for the sake of validating his actual existence let's call "him", "M", for the...

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Acknowledging My Fucked Up Ways

SwanMarch 5, 2019

Self-reflection is a bitch. But if I have to, I might as well do it in a space I created. If I'm going to use this blog as my outlet, I don't want to talk about dating failures without acknowledging...

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Im Swan. Welcome to my hilarious journey navigating the single waters using various dating apps in my city. Here is hoping we make new friends, have new adventures...and maybe, just maybe, steal your daddy.

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