Swan In The Sea

When He Does The Most (STORYTIME)

SwanFebruary 14, 2022February 15, 2022

Well, well, well, we meet again. Here I write, single as I am every so often, and ready to mingle. It's the Love Day and I thought it only appropriate I relaunch my little raunchy sexy dating blog and regale...

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Tryna Get Knocked Down During the Lockdown? Quarantine Dating Scene

SwanApril 17, 2020

*sits on my couch with a vodka straight and a microwaved frozen burrito* And this, my friends, is now my life. Likely, unless you're an Essential, you're living similar to me. Sitting at home doing stupid shit and trying to...

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Bedroom Boom

Bedroom Boom to Get You In the Mood 3

SwanFebruary 10, 2020

I can't be the only one that choreographs strip teases as soon as I hear a sexy ass song? This banger I have for y'all today does that for me. Soon as I hear it my legs involuntarily spread and...

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Storytime

The Time I Got My Ass Beat (My Sub Experience)

SwanFebruary 5, 2020

It's been almost a year since my last post. I've fallen in like a couple of times, had my heart broken too - but a bitch is back. To reward you all for your patience. I'm finally typing out my...

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Why Haven’t I Been Posting?

SwanApril 17, 2019

Well...the simple answer is I haven't had anyone to date. The waters have been very choppy lately. I have not had any good experiences online and the crappy POF and Tinder experiences stop becoming funny and just sad after a...

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Bedroom Boom

Bedroom Boom To Get You In The Mood 3/24

SwanMarch 25, 2019

Awwww yeah. We in the mood tonight baby. It's been a minute since the last Bedroom Boom and ya'll need to get some again. You have been stressed. Baby Daddy been on bullshit. The boss at work been an asshole....

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Plenty of Fish

This Week In Online Dating 3/24

SwanMarch 25, 2019March 25, 2019

Every week (or whenever I get to the shit) I like to feature some of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly messages I get online dating. One thing online dating isn't is boring. Peep the bullshit from this week...

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Sacre Bleu! Frenchmen Aint Shit, Too

SwanMarch 24, 2019March 24, 2019

The First Date that never was. Remember this guy? I was excited a couple of weeks ago to encounter such a rare specimen of a man. I was right to be skeptical of perfect answers. This guy gave me a...

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The Spy Who Sha….Um I Mean – Took Me Out For Oysters

SwanMarch 22, 2019March 22, 2019

Yay, it's the first entry to my " The First Date" series. The series where I well....review my first dates. I met him on POF ( for the sake of validating his actual existence let's call "him", "M", for the...

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Storytime

Acknowledging My Fucked Up Ways

SwanMarch 5, 2019

Self-reflection is a bitch. But if I have to, I might as well do it in a space I created. If I'm going to use this blog as my outlet, I don't want to talk about dating failures without acknowledging...

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When He Does The Most (STORYTIME)

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The Time I Got My Ass Beat (My Sub Experience)

Why Haven’t I Been Posting?

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